Good morning. On the uncommonly early 6:35AM into (yawn) excuse me, the City. The NFI (yawn) is two.
A red-headed version of Ann Coulter is here, sitting about ten seats back. She’s all made up and ready to tackle the nasty Obama-loving socialist liberalistas of the violent State of Chicago. She’s got a large Duffel bag that I can only presume is full of weapons and ammo she intends to distribute to all freedom-loving ‘Merikans, at Federal Plaza. She has her lawyer and her publicist on speed dial for when they pry the guns from her cold, barely alive hands. Good luck Ann Coulter. At least she dressed for the weather.
Michael Chiklis is sitting up top today. The Commish and Shield star is looking decidedly authoritative this morning. Not a happy fellow. I bet he had to shovel the snow early this morning just so he could pull the family mini-van out of the garage so he could get to his office in the City for an eight-o’clock conference call his client organized some twelve hours before at the last minute. Oh, no. Wait. That was me. Sorry. Mr. Chiklis is asleep. He is armed.
Also asleep is French model with blonde hair, colorless pasty skin, a beret and a black, oh-so-2010 navy-cut coat. She is resting before the impending shop fest she has scheduled with ses trois meilleurs amis who live in the City. Some specialty boutiques today along with lunch at the newnew haute culture restaurant near the Lake. Perhaps she will be able to pick up a gun from Ann on the way back to the station? For protection, of course.
Honorable mentions must go out to fellow riders Paul Wolfowitz, Joe Pantoliano, the Stay Puff Marshmallow man, and Julia Gillard the current Prime Minister of Australia. All are armed.
Happy Wednesday. Safe travels.