April 22, 2013 – Homeward Bound – #trainspotting#Chicago

Good afternoon! On the, magical, 3:55PM out of the City. All my favorite objects…I mean subjects are here. Let’s get right into it.

Nazi Ark Hunter from Raiders of the Lost Ark is here. No round spectacles, no black suit and hat. He is texting his superiors in the SS about the comings and goings of the non Wagner loving (shudder) Jazz enthusiasts here in this Zionist loving, swinger hip town. He looks forward to retreating to the suburbs where his people reside. Though, is has become alarmed at the expansion of the other into the Western Suburbs, bringing their sultry aromatic foods, polyrhythmic sounds and exotic clothing. He looks forward to the regimentation of the Reich. Everybody needs a point of stability, flawed that it may be.

Caucasian Barack Obama is here. Except for me, he is the only unarmed person in the train car (statistically). He’s asleep, poor fella. After the drubbing he got from the Gun Legislation, North Korea rattling its reactors and the Boston Massathon, he just wants a little sleep and to govern. Now CBO is at least twenty years younger than POTUS, yet is exhibiting the same battle fatigue. In other news, a gloriously rich, devout Muslim fellow who looks exactly like me is giddy as he takes a commuter train from Beijing to XingTao on a high-speed rail.

Which leaves us with my most favorite subject, Dr. Jeckyl-Hyde. He is stating out the window. His center-RINO side has taken over, attempting to convince his more fundamentalist-Right side about the folly of being afraid of the NRA. Hyde (the RINO) is wondering how his counter part (Jeckyl) was so easily duped by threats that the NRA could unseat his friends in the Senate, especially when even a majority of voting gun owners want registrations of owners and weapons, just as people are licensed to drive and also register their vehicles. The car-driver analogy, Hyde tells Jeckyl (in the window of the traincar – remember this guy is really talking to himself. Really) thais the same metaphors gun-advocates use to try and refute the licence-registration argument, and failing every time. Jeckyl isn’t listening. He wants to go home and mull over the conversation while letting his gun. They both go back to his book.

Also here are Benched War Correspondent, Harvey Keitel, Christopher Meloni, Samuel L. Jackson, Louis C.K., and Basil Fawlty. All are armed.

Happy Monday. Safe travels.

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