Good morning. On the, crowded and sleepy, 7:55AM into the City. The NFI is 1.
Valerie Bertinelli is here. The renowned 70’s TV actress and Weight Watchers spokeswoman is seated across the aisle and about two seats back. She’s wearing a beige camel hair overcoat. Two designer bags both big like bring-your-own-shopping bags. She is checking her iCrackerBot, scrolling through the social media sites. Very little emotion is coming from this woman. Her long shoulder length black hair is very becoming.
I don’t understand the bag thing. Sure, everybody has stuff. What makes handbags more elegant if you are transporting your stuff? Why three of them? I can see one. I can even understand two. But three similarly sized handbags? I don’t get it.
Sitting up top, above her, is Ryan Styles, the improved comedian made famous by “Who’s Line is it Anyway”. He’s asleep, but giggling. I’m betting he’s dreaming up the next retort or comment to add to a running list in his head.
Sitting in front of Ryan, up top, is a younger Jimmy Smits of West Wing and NYPD Blue fame. The muscular, goateed man is asleep.
Doesn’t anybody get enough sleep? According to many statistics, were an unhealthy lazy lot. What’s with the fatigue?
Also here are are a stunning Bollywood leading lady wannabe, Greg Kot, Tim Allen, and Harriet Tubman. All are armed.
Happy Monday. Safe travels.