Wednesday, May 7, 2014 – Inbound – trainspottingChicago



Good morning.

On the 7:20AM into the City. Just made the earlier train.

What makes a face handsome, or pretty, or recognizable?
Why do certain facial archetypes evoke leadership, patience, anger or fear in the beholder?

I believe the FBI did an study about this, and security technology firms have proprietary software that tries to sift through photos and video using answers to these questions. Perhaps a behavioral psychologist, who accidentally finds a cached version of this entry in the depths of a old cloud server, would be better able to answer these rhetorical questions.

Enough philosophizing.

Greta Van Sustren is here. The hard hitting, hard nosed, barely truthful political and legal commentator is reading a paper copy of the National Enquirer to help her with her closing narrative for today’s broadcast. The topic is on the White House’s Science Advisor press release yesterday claiming that the problems of global climate change are here and now. Greta is a skeptic, who is so sure that the international science community (PhD’s, other Science advisors to governments, NGO’s) are all ecoterrorists. So, instead of supporting her and her network’s own claims of skepticism, she’ll use lurid and loud adjectives from the Enquirer to make her skepticism sound loud and proud. Her bosses will thank her later.

Vince Vaughn is here. The rom-com Lothlorio is sitting up top, on his iCracketBot. He looks like he’s had a long night last night. Drooping eyes with dark circles, five o’clock shadow, and disheveled hair. I hope this guy isn’t in retail, ’cause be is not prepared to represent the Company to the public. He may need a blood transfusion.

Also here are Ron Pearlman, Hector Delgado’s Master, Morgan Freeman, and Anwar Sadat. All are armed.

Happy Wednesday. Safe Travels.

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